When
I was young, I used to take all the change that I had (which consisted entirely
of pennies. Personally I think pennies multiply by masturbation. You put one in
your pocket then two hours later, you got fifty of the suckers) and place them
on my bed, I did this during the summer. The nice cool pennies on my skin, made
it easier to sleep. One time doing this, I got up and looked at my reflection
in the mirror.
My
whole body was covered in pennies that were stuck to me like metallic leeches.
So I jumped up and down in place to make them fall off, and I had tiny imprints
of Lincoln
One
time my mother opened the door to my room while I was de-pennying myself.
That
was a hard thing to explain.
Oh, the embarrassment
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