Douchebag: If I hear “Hooked on a Feeling” one more time I’m going to kick a baby in the crotch.
Me: Why not in the soft part of the skull where there’s no bone protection there? You could just push really hard there. You wouldn’t have to expend alot of energy.
Douchbage: Because it’s not as funny.
Me: Sure it is. Crotch kicking is played out. Ask any Canadian. Especially infant crotch kicking. That scene got played out in 97. The new thing now is Noogies on the soft spot. You can usually kill a lot of I.Q. points with that. And Canadians know comedy!
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