50 things that make me laugh

50 things that make me laugh

1. Faulty Gas pumps

2. Hang gliding mishaps

3. Matadors getting their comeuppance 

4. Dom Deluise’s laugh

5. Movie bloopers 

6. Depressing talks that end awkwardly

7. People getting slapped

8. Drivers with road rage 

9. The word “swamp” 

10. Slave bracelets 

11. People talking to their exes on the phone

12. The word “eyeball” 

13. Repeating a word until it has no more meaning

14. Butts

15. People “ugly crying” 

16. Drunk people getting badly injured 

17. Bull riders getting badly injured 

18. Flat earthers 

19. Antivaxers

20. People who drive giant trucks 

21. Hair plugs

22. Hair extensions 

23. 40-year-old adolescents 

24. Shoplifters crying

25. Overhearing weird conversations in grocery stores

26. Late-night clothing styles 

27. The word “hamburger” 

28. Cowboy boots

29. Contemporary country music

30. Giant rims on surplus, ex-police cars

31. The car sticker “salt life”

32. “In memory of” car stickers 

33. Intestinal parasites that egress during a bowel movement

34. Chicken soup books

35. Dull scissors 

36. Toenail clippings on public bathroom floors 

37. A thin layer of bubbling, burnt, coffee tar left in the pot. 

38. Skidmarks on toilet seats 

39. Men’s room grunts 

40. Nicotine stained fingernails

41. Flipflops in January 

42. Black ice 

43. Stranded cars on the side of the road

44. Kids leaning back to fast and hitting their heads on church pews 

45. Kids crying so hard their parents are shaking them, telling them to “breath” 

46. Children falling off things

47. Incontinence 

48. Two-week-old chili bowls

49. People eating potato chips 

50. 90's cowboy fashion