Wednesday, May 31, 2017

An actual conversation that I heard in the Library.

So this guy comes in the library, he walks over to the movie section, gets a dvd and goes over to a tv/vcr combo, puts on headphones and presses play. The following is what came out of his mouth. 

(Cough)
You should quit smoking cigarettes.

I already did.

Your mom smoked.

She’s dead. (Laughter)

Police department will come
and arrest your mom.

She didn’t do nothing!


They’re gonna win.

Zombies…Schizophrenics

(Blast off noise)

You know she’ll disown you.

You know all the time…Psychological

I’ll beat you in the head right now!
like this VCR!

It’s been a while…

Married to a kid.

I’ll show up one day with a
beautiful woman.

What’re you gonna do?

(Kissing noises)

Ransom and stealing

Really mad

I’ll start stomping her head in
the ground. Get her!

Put her in the car

I opened up her eyes

That’s a scam like Hillary’s doing.

(Laughter) You caught me there!

She did too.

Marijuana…

What about it?

I was seventeen.

Let’s get out of the car
I can’t stand the smell.

(Joint smoking noises)

Meteor shower

That’s all she wrote

I suggested marriage

I took all his toys away

No man…who are You?

(Touches the Television screen)

Pray

I said did you have a problem?

I don’t care about it

I married her.

She asked and I wouldn’t tell her

Go back to the farm, have a good time.

There’s the Sherriff

I said get away from me!

Walk in a cave

(Coughs)
(Snorts)

Dog meat

(Howls)

I really loved the ceremony (said sarcastically)
(Claps)
(Fake Cries)

Bear Claw

McDaniel
Larry

I couldn’t live there

Cop a tree down

Long chain

(Laughs Megalomaniacal)

Fish eyes

Felt like…

That’s what I’m saying.

(Hissing noise)

Fred Flintstone

(Coughs)

Quit smoking cigarettes.

Do you smoke?
(Laughs)

Did you trip her?

(Talks like a baby) H-He get caught!

That’s alright Michael

See you later

(Laughs)

(Sighs)

He did that he’s…

Alright bye, alright bye.

(Laughs)


(Fake Cries) 

Friday, May 26, 2017

The Monica Coleman Interview


Monica Coleman aka @foolishmando is Mandalorian cosplayer, a prop builder, a haunted mansion fanatic, a mother, a kid at heart, and someone you'd love to go stomping through mud holes and exploring the woods with. Being a big fan of her cosplay and props, I just had to interview her and get to know her better. Here's what we talked about!

Okay, so first off tell me a little bit about yourself. 

I was born in Cleveland and was uprooted to Southern California when I was 7.  Talk about moving to another planet. The only thing I liked about my new home was being allowed to roam wild in the hills behind my house, playing with trapdoor spiders and hunting for crystals that my geologist neighbor tossed out onto the dirt, imagining a saber tooth cat was about to pounce me from behind at any minute. My little piece of heaven.  

When did you get hooked on Disney?

My family went to Disneyland for the first time when I was 10.  The Haunted Mansion was my favorite ride, but I didn't want to admit to myself that it kinda scared me. Trying to be the brave tomboy I thought I was, I stuck my tongue out at Ezra (the skeleton hitchhiking ghost) as our doombuggy rolled past him. When he appeared next to me in the mirror I almost fainted. Some "tough tomboy". 
I never felt as though I belonged where I was planted and the idea of living in some eternally dark afterlife party held a really emotional appeal for me. Hence the Haunted Mansion left its indelible mark on my little black heart.  

What got you started in the Mando Mercs?

 I saw the original Star Wars when it first came out in 1977. I was 13, and became an instant fan. If I still had the movie book I got that premiere weekend, plus the mountains of SW trading cards, the tie fighter and x-wing that my dad built and strung from my brothers bedroom ceiling, locked in eternal celestial dogfight... well, we all have a story like that, right? However, it wasn't until decades later that my interest in cosplay was sparked, by my son Russell. He wanted to become a Merc but was underage, and that's where I eagerly jumped in. Even though he moved on to other interests, I was hooked. The Mandalorian way of life was a perfect match for me. The armor, which is by far Thee Most Badass Armor in the SW universe, the mystique of hiding my homely visage behind that iconic T-visor, the defiant attitude ("usenye" is my favorite retort, which I use way more than I probably should) and it's ideal of "family being more than blood" - loved it all. 

When did you start building Mando costumes? Yours are so imaginative and original! What was the first one you ever built?  

The aesthetic for my kit definitely reflects my appeal for all things dark, and I'm fairly happy with the ominous Goth vibe, also with paying homage to my Prussian roots with the human hair ponytail on my helmet. I listened to a lot of Rammstein and Excision while working on that kit, with heavy, heavy rotation of Marilyn Manson's "This is the New Shit". Yeah, that was my kit's theme song, haha. 
Two years later, my first kit was given official approval and I became merc member 1654, manda'galaar clan, oya!

If I could give one bit of advice to someone starting out with their kit, it would be, "do exactly the opposite of what i did". I threw myself totally into the creative aspect of armor building, ignoring all the advice offered by the Mercs to get approval on every step before moving forward. Lots of unnecessary frustration.





In 2011 I was told by an ex that she could understand me dressing up as a woman before understanding me building a Mando costume. Have you ever had someone give you grief for doing that?

I'm currently in the beginning stages of working on my second official kit, assassin brigade. The same color scheme as my first kit, but with much lighter armor. Double layers of 6mm sintra is a wee bit heavy for my 5'4" frame.

The response I've gotten from most people regarding dressing up in Star Wars costumes has actually been overwhelmingly supportive, especially from the younger generation. Their views are so much more open and encouraging than a lot of folks my age (53). I'd say the demographic I get the most osik from is women my age. I've found a fair amount of them don't like that their husbands like what I do, to which I say, "then get your shebs in the garage woman, and build that kit!" Also the support from my family, and all my friends, Mercs and non Mercs alike, it's saved my sanity in numerous occasions. Vor entye, ner vode. 

Are there any other things that you collect? If so, what are they?

Collecting. Hm. Id say a lot of Haunted Mansion art, other odd art, a particularly smelly shrunken head that has to be kept under glass, but my favorite piece is my replica saber tooth cat skull. That's Monica in a nutshell. I can't really think of a holy grail piece that got away. In the big picture I know it really all is just "stuff". The most important things in my life are intangible - love and time.  






Do you do any other cosplay? If not have you thought about doing another one?

In addition to my assassin kit, I'll also be cosplaying as Carol in her Wolf disguise from Walking Dead. No helmet but I get to hide behind a hood and a filthy bandana. The less you see of my face, the better lol.  

Who has got your vote in best Mando kit category?

As far as my vote for best Mando kit... So many talented Mandos out there. Let's just say my favorite Mando kit hasn't been built yet.  

What person in your opinion makes the best buckets? 

Buckets. I love my Iron Forge helmet, and NME makes superb helmets as well. I'm excited to see how 3D printing will influence helmet designs. 

What material did you make your plates from? 

The plates on my official kit are 6mm sintra, my gauntlets I got from a former Merc and modified. On my haunted mansion Mando, a combination of vacuform pieces from Mandalorian Arsenal, 6mm sintra, Haunted Mansion pieces from Abracadaver Productions, and the textured Mansion wallpaper design on my helmet and chest pieces I made using air dry clay and a rolling pin with the design etched into it. Also my executioner helmet from Kruser Cosplay is perfect for my haunted mansion kit. Love that bucket.












What's your favorite thing to work on when you build armor? 

The plates on my official kit are 6mm sintra, my gauntlets I got from a former Merc and modified. On my haunted mansion Mando, a combination of vacuform pieces from Mandalorian Arsenal, 6mm sintra, Haunted Mansion pieces from Abracadaver Productions, and the textured Mansion wallpaper design on my helmet and chest pieces I made using air dry clay and a rolling pin with the design etched into it. 
My favorite things to work on would definitely be seeing the ideas in my head become manifest, then painting and weathering. I look forward to doing some proper weathering on the soft parts for my assassin kit. I didn't do any of that with my first kit because of it being a lot of delicate fake leather. Very inconsistent. As far as designing first vs jumping right in- definitely a combination of both. I enjoy ruminating on every excruciating minutiae in my head, but spontaneity is always fun too, especially if I'm teaming up with someone on an idea. Awesome feeling. 

Does Kyr'am Ad'ika have a back story? If so, have you written one?

Kyr'am Ad'ika's backstory. She was ripped away from her family as a child and sold into slavery by the yuuzhan vong. She escaped while still fairly young with the help of a dark wolf whom she befriended, her only friend who was slain by a Jedi and whose pelt she wears in her shoulder armor and Kama. She also incorporates the use of Vong snap bugs in her belly armor, and takes a disturbing pleasure in torturing her former captors. She proudly wears a yuuzhan vong scalp ponytail in her helmet. 
Kyr'am Ad'ika in all her awesome glory!



Besides Boba Fett, who is your favorite Mando? 

As far as a favorite Mando besides Boba Fett... I will keep that secret safely tucked away. 
If you had told me ten years ago that I would be getting into cosplay at the age of 50 I would have said, "Yep, that's Monica." 


You can follow Monica on Instagram @foolishmando 

Thursday, May 25, 2017

It ain't in me to run

         
Last night I got some General Tso's (sp?) juice in my eye.

Uh...that didn't sound right did it?

When eating chinese food, I like to smother my Lo-mein noodles in General Tso's chicken, to make the lo-mein spicy. 
So last night, I am setting in the floor of my living room eating my chinese food, watching TLC (something about wrecks and fighting) and I slurp a noodle into my mouth and the noodle whips some spicey juice in my right eye.

At first I think "I wonder if that's gonna burn?" Followed by me making ear piercing shrieks from a type of pain that I have never experienced before. I ran screaming and howling into the bathroom, and splashed water into my eyes, then I filled the sink up with water and dunked my head into it, opening up my eyes and blinking really fast so as to wash it out. After about an hour or so, I felt better and my eye just felt kinda dry. Today, it feels fine.

Now knowing what that feels like...

If I ever have someone pull some pepper spray on me....I will probably pass out.

It just ain't in me to run away.

A friend of mine once sprayed his hand with pepper spray then casually put his hand down his pant and scratched his nuts. 


Needless to say, he stripped naked in a room full of people, screaming bloody murder, holding his yambag, and running for the shower.

Monday, May 22, 2017

The Eric Moore Interview!

I had the wonderful pleasure of interviewing this very creative and imaginative Brit. His name is Eric Moore, or known on instagram @mremodels. Just by following him, I've learned so much about the craft he does and helpful hints at propmaking, scratchbuilding, and kitbashing. This guy is so brilliant as well a fount of prop knowledge! 

So, I just had to ask him tons of questions. 




Can you tell me your name and also a little bit about yourself?

My names Eric Moore and, for as long as i can remember, I've been fascinated by fantasy - be it film, TV, books, art, whatever. It wasn't so much the other worlds,situations or characters, more the designs, and craft and designs.
Earliest influences were comics, both British and American, then came the Gerry Anderson shows, then the Irwin Allen shows, then Ray Harryhausen films, then Doctor Who... and then came Space:1999.

With all the things I've listed, I'd be setting there as a kid, waiting and waiting for the boring talking to be over so I can see the next monster or spaceship or whatever.
Which was usually quite a long wait.

But Space:1999 had a TON of effects, usually every few minutes. And the spaceships! They were like none I'd seen before out of comics and they looked real and they moved fast and they were exciting and i was captivated.
And then THE single most important thing I'd seen happened, which changed what i did and how i thought, forever.

Martin Bower appeared on the children's show Blue Peter and not only did he bring along a bunch of models he'd made for the show he explained HOW HE MADE
THEM FROM HOUSEHOLD OBJECTS AND MODEL KIT PARTS!
That was it, the light bulb went on, and i started cannibalizing my Airfix WW2 model kits, knicking shampoo bottles from the bathroom, and started looking round for potential donor shapes to make me a new spaceship, or robot, or weapon. A path I started down right after seeing the show, and one I've been going down ever since!






Beginning the process

Layer of primer added
Finished product! 


Growing up in the UK, did you feel like it was difficult to find the things that you were into?


It was quite frustrating - I had comics and books to fire up my imagination but, in those pre-home entertainment days, you were at the mercy of the TV companies as to what you could watch. And, before Star Wars came along, you just didn't get thrilling, blockbuster fantasy up on the big screen. I can remember going to see Sinbad
And The Eye Of The Tiger at the pictures, and almost nodding off waiting for the next bit of stop motion.

Did you have a favorite toy/hobby shop as a child?


Not really. Back then, toys seemed to be sold in all sorts of shops. Even our bike shop sold them!

Which of your own creations is your favorite?
 

I like my yellow slab ship a lot. Its build was a love letter to my SF paperback cover heroes like Peter Elson, Chris Foss and Angus McKie and came out how i saw it in my head.



Do you have any advice for people out there that don’t know where or how to start? 


With the internet now, it's a brilliant research resource, and the likes of Youtube are great for tutorials but I'd say - use them but don't copy them. Use them to ct as a springboard into your imagination.
Also, try to look beyond the function and use of an object, try to see it for the shape it is and what it could be.
Jawa blaster 
So pretty! 

Who are your top five favorite model makers?


1. Martin Bower (Martin Bower is a model maker and designer of special effects miniatures for both film and television. His credits include the television series Space: 1999 and the films Alien, Flash Gordon and Outland.)

2. Lorne Peterson (Lorne Peterson is a Canadian special effects artist most known for the Indiana Jones and Star Wars films. He won for Best Visual Effects at the 57th Academy Awards for his work on the film Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.)

3. Greg Jein (Greg Jein is a Chinese American model designer who creates miniatures for use in the special effects portions of many films and television series. He has been doing so since the 1970s. Jein has twice been nominated for an Academy Award for Best Visual Effects for his work on the films Close Encounters of the Third Kind and 1941.)

4. Mike Trim (Mike Trim, who started out building models for Thunderbirds quickly turned his talents as a painter and designer to creating the fantastic sets and machines that populated the worlds of the Andersons' science fiction offerings of the 1960s and 1970s.)

5. Bill Pearson (Bill Pearson has been a British modelshop supervisor and model/prop maker working on films and tv for 40 years. He's worked on Alien, Flash Gordon, Outland, Dr.Who, Blake's and many more. )

How do you stay motivated in creating things?


Have more than one project on the go - do a bit on this one, do a bit on that one, if you find something a bit stale, put it away in a box for a good while and come back
to it fresh.

Do you do a lot of commissions for people?
 If so, do have any favorite commissions that you did but hated to part with? 

Yep, always open to that. Hated to part with my Kinder 'bot - i really liked the design and way he came out but i guess that's a double-edged sword - so did a lot of folk at a Con and a bidding war started over him!

Why are all the best model makers British?


I wouldn't say they are. I would say they are very versatile and that's down to the British effects group having FAR less money than their American counterparts so,out of necessity and desperation, things were made on a shoestring budget, meaning you'd have the likes of Derek Meddings going down to Woolworths to buy
lampshades to be spaceships or Mat Irvine making an alien ship from two hairdryers stuck together.
Kinder Bot is simply amazing!

What is your favorite film/TV show that Gerry Anderson worked on?


Growing up, i was obsessed by Captain Scarlet but, as i got older, UFO.

Any new shows or films that surprised you with their practical props and models?


LOVED that Moon used practical effects so much. That was great see.

What is something that you started collecting as a child and still collect today?


2000AD comic. But, if i had unlimited funds, I'd buy up every item of the Major Matt Mason toy line.


You can see more of Eric's amazing stuff at the following sites.

https://www.facebook.com/pg/MrEModels/photos/?ref=page_internal

On Instagram @mremodels

On youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/MangaMax07

Follow his blog! http://2000admodelling.blogspot.co.uk/



Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Current mood

New job title at work has got me like....

I don't like the idea of having more responsibility. I personally feel like for every new responsibility that I take on, the little more of me that dies away, or gets trapped under the rubble and chaos of life.
I'd rather be left alone and work on something than have to be over people and make sure they are doing their job.

I understand that responsibility is a good thing and it gives you character. But being over worked causes bad things to happen to a person's brain and body and his overall chi and stuff.

Dude: Hey man, congrats on the new job title!

Me: Thanks...yeah, I'll be getting a tumor from all this pent up aggression and stress. Did you know that tumors love glucose? It makes them grow to be big and strong!

Dude: What?

Doesn't everyone realize how awkward I am? And also. Making sure people are doing their job and also keeping track of all the jobs you have to do, is a little like herding baby pandas while they are on weapons grade pcp, and you are on a valerian root/quaalude I.V. drip.

The more responsibility I am given, the more I want to just disappear into my own fantasy world when I get off work. I really don't care if this makes me seem weak. It's how I feel at this present time. I think I'll get the hang of this, but right now. I feel like the ship is sinking and the water is on fire.

So that's fun.

I hope you are all are well and not becoming ultra weird, obscure deviants. Like becoming aroused while pulling straight pins out of the carpet in J.C. Penny's.




Tuesday, May 16, 2017

The Bernasky Interview!



Christine Bernat was made from a different mold than us mere mortals! This Albany Native evolved from a well rounded normal girl, to a highly developed pyrotechnician, comic enthusiast, beer connoisseur,  and has successfully altered and crossed the dna of a  manta ray with an M1 Abrams tank! So I had to get an interview with her! 



So, tell me what does it mean to be "Normcore"

Normcore is a joke trend that the fashion conscientious hipsters of the world latched onto around early 2014. Essentially the idea is the Seinfeld of fashion. It's cool being uncool. It's totally fashionable wearing sneakers, a hooded sweatshirt and a pair of jeans. Despite the fact that it was some hipster in-joke, I started using it to describe my (lack) of fashion sense. T-Shirt, Jeans, Cap, Hooded Sweatshirt for about 9 months out of the year. 

Do you sleep with your baseball cap on? 


Surprisingly, this penguin had a lot to say about beer.


SHOTS. FIRED.

No, I do in fact take my hat and glasses off when I shower and sleep. My hair is super thick and always gets in the way. I started wearing a cap to work, just to keep my hair out of my face. Wearing it to work turned into wearing it all the time since I'm always working. And honestly, it's turned into my uniform, and how most people recognize me on a show site.


You know of the musical majesty that is Hall and Oates, what is your favorite song by them? 

Currently, I would have to say Family Man. There's something about the desperation in Daryl's voice mixed with John just waaaaaaling on the guitar that just makes this song a complete banger. Well, as much of a banger as a song about adultery can be. 

Tell us when you realized that John Oates is Bae?


Mirrored Oates. Can you handle it?


Ah, I was seeking out some H&O music on YouTube and came across clips from the 1985 Liberty Concert in Jersey, and just became a fan. I mean, it's fun watching Daryl and his beautiful blond mullet rocking bouncing around, but John is just back there, holding down the fort with his guitar and bomb-ass mustache. 

(Also, Some kind soul put the entire concert on YouTube in its entirety last year. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRTTES4BZ04&t=807s] I enjoy putting it on for background noise. Also, it's just a beautiful time capsule of 80's concert production. That all white lighting rig. Woof.) 

John Oates, mustache or sans mustache? which way do you like him better?

It depends on the day. the mustache is his hat. His signature look. But at the same time, He's just so much more refined looking without it. 
I got his memoir out of the library a couple weeks ago and just started reading it. I'm curious what his opinion on mustache is now. I guess I need to keep reading it to find out. 

As a pyrotechnician, how many stages have you rigged up and worked on? What does that include?
Feel the heat, burning you up. Ready or not!


Oh man, I've worked on stages of all shapes and sizes. The most impressive are probably the main stages from TomorrowWorld, which was this massive EDM festival in the middle of Georgia. (This is from year one, and was a terrifying/awesome climb: http://fuelyournights.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/tomorrowworld-2013-aftermovie.jpg.) and I've also done work on little community theatre stages that are essentially just concrete slabs with a couple flood lights. 

Each show is unique. Sometimes it takes up to a week to load in (these huge EDM Festivals) other times you get there a couple hours before and set up (birthday parties, smaller community events.) It really just depends how much stuff is on the show. 

How did you get into being a pyrotechnician?

Well, I originally went to school for theatre production/design. I was working in Pittsburgh as a freelance lighting tech for a bit when I saw a listing for an apprentice/intern at this pyro company that was an hour north of me. I've been interested in pyro and lasers for the longest time, but never really went for it. I saw the ad, said screw it... and it worked out! 


Now that's impressive! 


What was the the one event that you loved working on? 

There is this music festival a couple hours north of Vancouver (Pemberton Music Festival), that I've fallen in love with. You're in the middle of the mountains, so gorgeous views, good vibes from the attendees, and I've been able to sneak away for a little bit and see some of my favourite bands (Chromeo, Metric, Fucked Up). It's just a great event all around. 

How many months out of a year are you on the road?
Invasion AF!


Depends on the season, really. I would love to say "I'm never home", but some months are much busier than others. (May through September are probably the busiest for me.) 

When did you get into comics and can you recall what comic book that got you coming back for more? 

I can 100% blame this on my brother. He was (...actually, still is) huge into the Marvel Universe. Mainly X-Men. So, growing up I used to read some of his stuff. Once I got into high school, I stopped reading comics. Just too busy I guess. I'm not really sure why. 

I got back on the bandwagon a few years ago. I had some health issues and needed surgery, and ended up going to a surgeon back home to have it done, so I was taking the bus back home twice a month for almost a year. (Which is about an 8-10 hour drive one way), so I had plenty of time. I decided to pick up some trade paperbacks from the library, and just kept devouring them. I was able to catch up on 15 years of comics in a couple months. During this time, the two comic series I REALLY jumped into were the Cassandra Cain Batgirl (She's still my favourite bat-family member. Just an all-around badass), and Sweet Tooth (Which got me into the wonderful world of Jeff Lemire, who quickly became my favoirite comic artist/writer/storyteller.)

This was also a great time to jump back into monthly books, since it was the beginning of DC's New 52 (too bad most of the series were kind of awful... but you gotta re-start somewhere.) I ended up finding a great comics/crack dealer who I still get my pulls through. The new Detective Comics and Lemire's Royal City are currently my two faves circulating right now.  


What is your favorite comic book character and why?

John Constantine. You got to love that he's your stereotypical anti-hero, yet he's a full on humanist. Yeah, he's done some shady shit, and fucked several people over throughout the course of his life, but he will ultimately do whatever it takes for the greater good to survive. You've got to respect that.


A staple to any comic book lover. Booze!


When did you get into collecting swamp thing and his figures? 


A growing collection of anthropomorphic bipedal plant man! 


I actually started getting into Swampy AFTER I started blasting through the Hellblazer series. (It's usually the other way around!) I fell in love with the Saga of the Swamp Thing series, and started slowly collecting figures after that. My brother is huge into toy collecting, so he's been funneling me the 80s-early 90s action figures when he finds them. (Bad influence!) My favourite is probably the swampy that has a button on his back. When you press the button, his arms start moving up and down. It's so silly, but it's fun to just harass folks with.


Who got you into beer? what was the first beer you've ever had? 

Ah, my first beer? I'm pretty sure it was a Keystone Light at a party sophomore year of college. (Isn't that how it always starts?) As far as getting into craft beer, I think it was probably senior year of college. On a whim, I just headed into the craft beer section of Wegmans (aka the greatest grocery store in the universe) and just decided to pick up a mix-six based on brews I've heard other friends/coworkers/family rave about. The only two I remember out of that pack was Brewery Ommegang's Hennepin (a saison) and Ommegang's Three Philosophers (A Belgian Quad) and thus, I became attached to Belgians early on. I'm sorry, wallet.

Do you have a favorite type? ale, stout? etc? 

I tend to lean towards the yeasty, boozy beers (Belgian Triples, Quads, American Wild Ales) and heavy imperial stouts (the stuff that looks... and sometimes taste like jet fuel.) Don't get me wrong, I have respect for the IPA world... It's just that I can only have one super hoppy brew, and I'm done for the night. (I had major stomach surgery about four years ago, and anything super dank just destroys me.)
This sweater is lit fam.



Shots. Fired. Had to be repeated.

It would behoove you to follow this awesome on instagram @bernasky 
and any other event that has awesome pyro...it's probably her.